Sadly, we aren't far from this

With all the talk of various "czars" floating about in the papers and on the tube, I think it's time for a new, specially appointed "czar czar." His/her duties could include looking over the shoulders of all the existing czars to make sure they are actually doing something instead of playing Tetris on their cell phone all day. But this could be viewed as a conflict of interest, so we must make sure the pay czar keeps close tabs on his income, lest he become "too big to fail."